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Thing to keep in mind: Never put anything on your website you don't want your mother to see
Why--because on the off chance your mother learns to surf the web, her searches are somewhat limited to her imagination, which in your case, may decrease with age.
Here is an example of what could happen (Be warned, content is not approved of by heybo.com or any of its affiliates).
http://www.theonion.com/3944/news3.html